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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Judy Who?
Or
Who's BFF are you?


- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Judy.
- Judy who?
- Judy Miller.
- Ahhhmmmm...Judy’s not here.
- It’s me, stupid. Judy Miller.
- Ahhhmmmm...there’s nobody here (sounds of Scoots and Deadeye giggling).
- Open up! I know you’re in there. C’mon, Scootie baby, Mama gots those Aspen shakes.
- What’s the password? (More giggling).
- WMD.
- Ahhhmmmm...sorry, but you must be mistaken (loud guffawing and...and...it sounds like a tinkle stream of water hitting the floor???).
- Well FU! I’m going home and play with my dolls!
- Judy who? (Shrieks of hysterical laughter and what sounds like people rolling on the floor).